i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
Quality material from my dad’s facebook page.
"Moses supposes his toeses are roses…
But Moses supposes erroneously…”
No, it’s not.
When women fantasize about their ideal man, they’re not thinking about this.
That’s a male power fantasy, it’s not for women. Women don’t want grotesque muscles and no brains. They want someone sweet, strong but not ridiculously beefy, badass when he has to be but heroic rather than mindlessly destructive.
Why do you think everyone loves Groot?
"One night during Dming the party of six PCs decide to have someone scout one of two hallways in front of them. Instead of sending one of 2 Rogues in the party they send the Monk with a vow of silence."
Monk: What is to the left
DM(Me): There is a sturdy wooden door.
Monk: Alright I open it, what do I see?
*Few rolls later*
DM: You see a great feasting hall, there are yaun-ti and orcs eating while listening to a red robed wizard.
Monk: Alright I close the door, did they hear that?
*Rolls a 1*
DM: While closing the heavy creaking door every viewable enemy watches you struggle with the door.
Monk: Alright I’ll go back to the party
DM:(Sarcastically) Alright, is anyone gonna ask him what he saw?
Ranger: Alright, what did you see?
Monk: I’m just gonna shrug and shake my head.
And then the horde of enemies came through the door.
I’M HOOKED ON THIS FILM.
Star-Lord- Part time dance instructor.
(PS. I opened up an Inprnt account quite a while back but this is the first time I’m mentioning it! You can grab a print of Rocket and Peter Quill dancing HERE )
1. Gurjeevan Singh Plahe
2. Magic Singh - Magician
3. Asa Singh - Highway Planner
4. Gurbir Singh - Polo Player
5. Chaz Singh Fliy - Creative Director
6. Ishtmeet Singh Phull - Student
7. Roop Singh - Sikh Storyteller
8. Darshan Singh Bhooi - Retired Businessman
9. Amanpreet Singh - Temple Volunteer
10. Hardeep Singh Kohli - Comedian, Writer, Presenter